Every house has a theme. Ours is, how you say, Goodwill chic.
A hodgepodge of items we’ve collected over the years with the good intention of one day painting to look like that furniture from Pinterest. Instead, it sits, not matching any of the actual nice crap we’ve acquired & just making me sad.
So after weeks of negotiating & begging him to stop buying workout accoutrements, I convinced him to “browse” at a furniture store. A real store with salesmen following you around the place & repeating today’s discounts 18 times. Praise Jesus.
I’m quiet, not too eager – letting Garr think he’s in control of the situation. I lead him to the dining room tables. I show him one I like. He’s unimpressed, keeps meandering. He stops. Stares. & then, “I like this one.”
….Don’t react, Rachel. Play. It. Kewl. “Oh, yes, that’s nice. I like it.”
“Yeah, it’s modern & simple & kind of industrial. Not overwhelming. You want it?”
Wtf. That easy??? I wanted a little cat & mouse here, for crying out loud. “Yes, dear, wrap it up.”
& just like that, we made our first, real adult purchase. Can’t wait to ruin it somehow!!!!!!
Time: 1 hour 30 minutes | Serves: 12 stacks
Ingredients:
- 1 eggplant, sliced into 12 even slices
- 1 cup of panko breadcrumbs
- 1/4 cup of parmesan cheese
- 1 tsp. of oregano
- 1 tsp. of dried basil
- 1 egg
- 1 tbsp. of water
- 3 tomatoes off the vine, sliced thin
- 12 slices of fresh mozzarella
- 12 basil leaves
- 1/4 cup of balsamic vinegar
- S+P, to taste
- 1 tbsp. of olive oil
How to:
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees
- Add eggplant slices to a colander + add salt, let drain for 30 minutes
- In a bowl combine water + egg
- In another, add panko + parmesan + oregano + dried basil + S+P
- Dredge eggplant rounds in egg + panko + arrange on a lined baking sheet (you’ll fill two baking sheets)
- Add to oven baking for 40 minutes, flipping once halfway through
- Meanwhile, add balsamic vinegar to a small saucepan + reduce over low heat for 4-5 minutes, remove from heat
- Once eggplant are done, remove from oven
- Layer with tomato slice + mozzarella + pepper + add back to oven, letting cheese melt for 4-5 minutes
- Remove from oven + serve with a basil leaf + some balsamic reduction
- Place a stack over each eye + let them soak into your soul
I want to eat these. Also I want to see the table!
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You may eat them. I’ll provide pix when it gets delivered!!
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I need this in my life….now!
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Yes you do! It was incredible. Do it to it.
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I bought an eggplant. It’s happening!
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Deliciousness!!!!
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Been needing to go out and purchase a real matching bedroom suit for years now… I think I don’t shop because of those salesmen you speak of… UGH!!!!
Congrats on your new dining room table. May more dishes like the eggplant cross it for years to come!
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Hahahaha I love the salesmen! They are so eager & are just trying so hard. I want to pet them & tell them to calm down. This guy literally ran around the store to find us & tell us the deals. I found it endearing!!! 😉
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You have such a big heart!
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Lovely idea! 🙂
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Why thank you!
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Yes! I love using eggplant as a base it’s so yummy and low cal so I don’t feel bad about eating a whole tray c:
Danika Maia
http://www.danikamaia.com
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Literally, a whole tray. By myself. No guilt. Just a happy belly.
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Your blog is really interesting and I always look forward to seeing new posts, which is why I have given it a follow and also nominated you for the Dragon’s Loyalty Award 🙂 https://lactosefreekitchen.wordpress.com/2015/07/20/dragons-loyalty-award/
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Oh thank you so much! I appreciate it!
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Yea! New furniture is awesome! (I also have the great intentions to ‘change’ something but very rarely follow through with it!) lol
And…love eggplants and the caprese salad you made with it! 🙂
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Oh yes I’m all about the change. But it’s never gonna happen. Buying new? I can do that. Thanks for reading! 🙂
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um, hello there, soul sister. we had almost exactly this for dinner last night. and it was amazing.
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The interwebs have synced us for life.
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I dream of having a house looking just like rooms on Pinterest!!
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Right?!?! I just don’t have the eye for it. I like what I like. Plus, I spend far too much time looking at kitchen appliances & not enough on furniture!
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This looks awesome!! I love anything with caprese!
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These look delicious!
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Looks amazing, gotta try this recipe this weekend
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Yum yum yum this is going in my ‘to keep’ file
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