I think I know why every other country hates America.
It’s because Americans absolutely suck on the Internet.
I’m serious. We are just so daggum opinionated. Give us an international crisis & a Facebook account & it’s all she wrote.
Like, why does every human on Facebook feel the need to not only post their own opinion 8 times a day, but also comment on every person’s posts who disagree with them??? The truth is – you’re all idiots! Every American human on Facebook is a moron. Now some might argue this is a gross generalization, but I can say this because I, too, am an internet moron (have you read this blog??). All I’m saying is if you aren’t sharing puppy videos & photos of you & your boyfriend at dinner, then no one wants to see it! Folks in other countries look at our Facebook pages & see ignorant comments & no puppies & they’re like, “oh yeah THIS is why we hate America.”
This is also while I’ll make an excellent First Lady someday because I just really connect with the people.
Time: 30 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2
Ingredients
- 1 lb. of shrimp, peeled + deveined + uncooked
- 1/2 cup of quinoa
- 1 red onion, diced
- 1 red pepper, diced
- 3 tbsp. of cilantro, chopped
- 1 tomato, diced
- 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
- 1 tbsp. of garlic
- 1 tbsp. of chili powder
- 1 tsp. of garlic powder
- 1 tsp. of cumin
- 1/2 tsp. of oregano
- S+P, to taste
- 2 tbsp. of olive oil
How to:
- In a bowl, combine chili powder + garlic powder + cumin + oregano + S+P
- Add shrimp + 1 tbsp. of olive oil + combine well, set aside
- While shrimp marinate, cook quinoa according to package directions + drain
- Heat other tbsp. of olive oil in a skillet over medium heat
- Add garlic + cook for 1 minute
- Add shrimp + cook until pink
- Add shrimp + quinoa + red onion + red pepper + tomato + black beans + some cilantro to a bowl
- Serve hot
- See how many scrimps you can fit in your mouth at one time
Tempting!
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Sooooo good 🙂 Thanks for reading!
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Looks delicious!
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It was!
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Looks yummy!
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Thank ya!
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Looks fantastic!
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It truly was – thanks for reading!
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This looks delish! I don’t know about hating America, but I’ve been to Seattle and I absolutely loved it. And OMG, the salmon!
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Hahaha Seattle is not too shabby that is for sure 🙂 Looooove all the seafood!
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Ha ha ha, love your style and humor. Great recipe!
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Hahaha, love your style and humor. The recipe looks great. I love anything with shrimp in it.
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Thank you, friend! I love anything with shrimp in it as well 🙂
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You’re hilarious! But the burrito bowl looks really good!!! 🙂
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Ha! Thank ya.
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This looks fab – and I LOVE all the chopped up ingredients lined up on the chopping board.
I think you would make a wicked first lady – why not president?
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I love prepping all of my ingredients first. Makes cooking so much easier.
& you’re so right – I’m going for the gold! 😉
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WILL be making this soon! Thanks for the yummy recipe, as always.
XO—Kathryn
Down-Home Damsel
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Let me know how it turns out! Easy recipe to adapt & make your own 🙂 Thanks for reading!
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Looks great
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Thank ya!
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Reblogged this on Desiree Lovell.
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Beautiful.
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