Tofu Nuggets

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Why must I be trapped in a consumer economy?

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I simply hate paying money for goods and services.

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I work so hard for my money. Why must I give it away in exchange for necessities like food and shelter???

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I was in the market for some new clothes. So what did I do? I did what you have to do in America and I bought some. I went to a couple of stores and I tried some things on and I bought what looked decent on me. I spent probably $300 on some overpriced fabrics that happened to hug me in the right places. What gives??? There’s got to be a way around this. What if we put some flat rates on clothes? Like, a new top – maybe $3? A sundress – a modest $4.

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Though, I will continue to pay globs of money for jeans because whoever is making mine are magicians of the booty-shaping variety and I feel like I’ll never pay them back for all they’ve given me.



Time: 40 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 3-4


  • 1 lb. of firm tofu
  • 3/4 cup of whole wheat breadcrumbs
  • 1 tsp. of cajun seasoning
  • 1 tsp. of paprika
  • 1/2 tsp. of crushed red pepper
  • 1/2 tsp. of ground mustard
  • S+P, to taste
  • 1 tbsp. of olive oil
  • 1/4 cup of mayonnaise
  • 1 tbsp. of sriracha

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 375 degrees
  • Wrap tofu up in paper towels and put a small pan on top
  • Let as much water drain out as possible, about 10 minutes
  • Cut tofu into nuggets
  • Combine breadcrumbs + cajun seasoning + paprika + crushed red pepper + ground mustard + S+P
  • Dredge tofu in breading and arrange on a lined baking sheet
  • Drizzle with olive oil
  • Bake for 15 minutes, then flip
  • Bake for another 7-8 minutes
  • Meanwhile, combine mayo + sriracha
  • Serve hot with yummy sriracha mayo dipping sauce
  • Throw into the air one at a time and chase with your pie hole

22 thoughts on “Tofu Nuggets

  1. Junior Loinman says:

    Had something very much like this as an appetizer last week. Quick fried chicken pieces with a spicy Asian sauce, spring onion,…….. oh wait. My bad. My appetizer was actually delicious and wasn’t similar to bean curd at all. Sorry!


  2. mhenske says:

    Clothing prices are ridiculous. If you have the time and a craft mind maybe try to make a sundress? I want to try it out but am waiting for the time frame when I know I’ll finish it.


  3. Allthatcooking says:

    Never been a huge tofu fan but this looked great and got me hungry to look at. I have to admit though that I love tofu the more often I eat it. I never liked avocado or Campary either at first but got to love it the more often I had it. 🙂


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