Onion Rings

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I’m not one for gossip BUT OH MY GOSH THIS T SWIZZ/KIM K DRAMA GOT ME LIKE *faints*

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Can I just say a quick thank you to the Kim K team for concocting this epic distraction from the real problems in our world?? My heart and soul NEEDED this.

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Recent world events have reminded me that I don’t belong here. I belong somewhere with less hate and more love. Preferably with Jesus or in outer space or anywhere but here really.

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Though, if I weren’t here, I’d be missing out on all of this celebrity drama & I’m not sure I could live with myself! This is what America needed right now – a good ole fashioned celeb feud to unite us all & remind us that there are still super rich and famous people in the world who are oblivious to real issues. Personally, I can’t wait to be a celebrity worth bahoodles of dinero and have my biggest problem be when Justin Bieber or a One Directioner sings about me. That sounds pretty darn dreamy if you ask me.

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Though a song about me would most likely be about how I smell like onion at all times.




Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: Dozen Rangs


  • 1 large yellow onion, sliced thick
  • 1 cup of panko breadcrumbs
  • 1/4 cup of all-purpose flour
  • 1 tsp. of chili powder
  • 1/2 tsp. of parsley flakes
  • 2 eggs
  • S+P, to taste
  • Cooking spray

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 450 degrees
  • Place onion rings in a bowl + cover with a half cup of water
  • Meanwhile, pour panko in one bowl
  • Combine the flour + chili powder + parsley + S+P in another
  • Whisk eggs + a splash of water in a third bowl
  • Dredge onion in flour mixture, then egg + finally the panko
  • Arrange on a lined baking sheet
  • Spray all of the onion rings with cooking spray
  • Bake for 12 minutes
  • Arrange rings on face + let the onion seep into pores + make you happy


Idea came from here:



10 thoughts on “Onion Rings

  1. auntiedoni says:

    BAHAHA! I couldn’t give a flying fig about the so called “Rich & Famous” they’re all swine to me…speaking of Pork…did I smell bacon? Oh excuse me, I lapsed there for a moment…LOVE onion rings and I will try them baked, MAHALO, thanks Rach!


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