I held a baby this weekend.
I can’t be the only 25-year-old, married woman who has never held a baby, right? Bueller??
I’m simply not qualified to hold anything that needs its head supported. Like, I accidentally grabbed the baby’s head with my hand instead of placing it into the crook of my arm & OH THE HORROR. I literally had to ask an adult to physically lift the baby head from my palm & place it in the crook.
How do moms just ~know~ what to do? Like, they are all just so in tune with their offspring. Does breakfast, lunch and dinner suffice or are they like me & need a couple of snacks? Do babies require shampoo? How do you clip their nails? Why are their belly buttons funny looking? How do you know they’re still breathing?
So, yeah, I’m definitely ready for kids.
Time: 40 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 4
Ingredients:
- 1/2 loaf of whole grain bread, cut in chunks
- 4 tomatoes off of the vine, cut in chunks
- 1 red onion, sliced thin
- 1 can of cannellini beans, rinsed + drained
- 1 tbsp. of red wine vinegar
- 1 tbsp. of garlic, minced
- 1 tsp. of sugar
- 3 tbsp. of olive oil
- S+P, to taste
- 2 tbsp. of basil, chiffonaded
How to:
- In a bowl, combine onion + red wine vinegar, set aside for 15-20 minutes
- Meanwhile, combine tomatoes + sugar + 1 tbsp. of olive oil + S+P in another bowl, set aside for 15-20 minutes
- In another small bowl, combine remaining olive oil + garlic + S+P
- In a serving bowl, combine bread chunks + tomatoes + onion + beans + basil + S+P
- Drizzle with the olive oil + garlic
- Serve room temperature or chilled
- Scoop handful into palm + rub gingerly on face it feels nice
Bahahahaha….No you are not the only one. I’m sure of it. I am 49 and have only held a baby twice. I am going to try and maintain that number-They smell funny. Your recipe looks awesome. Love your blog.
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Hahahaha that’s such a solid goal. I think I’m with you on that one. Thank you for reading!
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Yikes!!
Babies freak me out. I’d of probably grabbed it by the top of its head too.
This fancy panzanella though…now we’re talking.
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This is why I love you both!! I’m nearly in tears laughing 😀 I feel the same, but I baby sat my nieces and nephew enough to know the answers to some of the questions. That’s why I chose not to have them! (BTW: The panzanella is very nice!)
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Hahahaha!! Same here. None for me either.
Still cracking up that you almost sat on them 😂😂😂😂
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😂
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Y’all are my favies. Prob hiring you both to take care of mine when I finally procreate.
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I have been thinking of trying to make panzanella for the first time, and how wonderful that this is what popped up in my email today! Looks GOOD! Also, can’t wait to rub it gingerly all over my face.
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Ugh it’s so delicious and fresh and summery and all things wonderful.
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Oh my gosh, honey Moms DON’T just know these things, you learn as you go, that’s what your Mom, Grandmother, Aunts and Girl Friends are for…oh and is that stall bread that you used or fresh? I’ve never made Panzanella Salad before 😀
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But where did THOSE ladies learn from? Trial & error? LOL scary! Yup the bread is a couple of days old. Better that way!
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You that saying, …”it takes a village…”
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Little babies totally freak me out haha I will be that crazy mom who overfeeds them because when they cry I will assume it means they are hungry and will hover over their crib all night making sure they are still breathing….. yea. I’m not ready for kids either haha
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EXACTLY! I’ll have this lil chunk of a baby because I’m going to assume it is hungry all day. LOL. Maybe one day we’ll be ready….!
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