Corn Chowder

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I’ve held my tongue all season, but I can hold my tongue no longer!

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That was the most predictable finale in the history of the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise.

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I can say this because I am a certified Bach expert and I would beat all of you in a Bachelor quiz.

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I can also say this because I read spoilers and knew exactly what was going to happen.  I’m sorry, I don’t understand how people can just ~not~ read them when they are available. It’s like not shaking the Christmas presents that are under the tree. I gotta get a feel for what I’m about to get myself into, ya dig? Anyways, I do this before every season so I can watch the love story unfold. There are typically like 1-2 surprises, though. Like, my spoiler source can’t know every detail, right? WRONG. He hit the nail on the head every daggum time. Not a twist or a turn in the whole kit and caboodle.

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Honestly, in this moment, I’m not sure I’ve ever trusted anyone more than my spoiler source.



Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 4


  • 4 ears of corn, shucked
  • 1 onion, chopped
  • 2 stalks of celery, chopped
  • 1 red pepper, chopped
  • 1 zucchini, chopped
  • 2 medium potatoes, diced (I used a red + a white)
  • 3 tbsp. of all-purpose flour
  • 1 cup of almond milk
  • 3 cups of vegetable stock
  • 1 tsp. of celery salt
  • 1 tsp. of garlic powder
  • 1 tsp. of paprika
  • 1/2 tsp. of dried parsley
  • S+P, to taste
  • 1 tbsp. of olive oil
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • Crusty bread, for serving

How to:

  • Heat olive oil in a stock pot over medium heat
  • Add onion + S+P, cook for 3 minutes
  • Add celery + cook for another 3 minutes
  • Add red pepper + zucchini + S+P, cook another 3-4 minutes
  • Add potato + S+P, cook for a minute
  • Stir in flour, cook for a minute
  • Add almond milk + vegetable broth + celery salt + garlic powder + paprika + parsley + S+P
  • Bring to a boil
  • Reduce to simmer, cover + cook for 16-18 minutes or until potatoes are tender
  • Add corn, cook another 10 minutes
  • Turn off the heat
  • Using an immersion blender (or transfer 1/2 of the soup to a blender), blend the soup together until creamy + smooth to your desire (Use adult supervision for this step if necessary)
  • Serve warm topped with cilantro + some crusty bread
  • Unhinge jaw + pour warm contents directly down gullet


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14 thoughts on “Corn Chowder

  1. Jasmine S. says:

    Loving all the veggies in this!!

    And yes. So predictable. Usually I accidentally read a spoiler in a comment, but didn’t this season and didn’t really need to! I don’t really think I was digging either one of the final two to be honest!


  2. auntiedoni says:

    Rach, might I suggest using the spent cobs for corn stock? You’ll get a bigger corn punch in your soup… I just can not bring myself to watch any of those TV programs, Bachelor/Dancing/Housewifes, sorry ^_^


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