Breakfast Pizza

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Celebrity I connect with this week: Mariah Carey.

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That woman is TOO real. Like, she does not even try to be down to earth. I respect that.

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I heard on Entertainment Tonight that when she enters a restaurant she requires entrance music. GOALSSSSSS. It’s important to note that the entrance music she requires is her OWN. *faints with admiration*

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But her best quality is that she has a clause in all of her contracts stating that she cannot be photographed in fluorescent light. This is also a personal rule of mine yet I have not found anyone willing to enter into a contract with me where I can control this fully BUT I HOLD OUT HOPE. Look, Mariah & I are beautiful women, inside and out. But ain’t no one lookin’ cute in fluorescent light. NO. ONE. Mariah has done it right. SheΒ walks through fluorescent lit rooms with sunnies on at all times. I would do this, too, except people would mistake it for a cataract problem.

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Let us also have a moment of silence for the genius that is Glitter.

 

 

Time: 40 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2 pizzas

Ingredients:

  • 2 pieces of naan
  • 1 cup of basil pesto, use this recipe
  • 1 pint of cherry tomatoes, rinsed + halved
  • 1/2 cup of mozzarella cheese, shredded
  • 2 eggs
  • 1 avocado, sliced
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 400 degrees
  • Arrange naan on a lined baking sheet
  • Spread pesto evenly on naan
  • Top with tomatoes + some cheese
  • Crack 1 egg in the center of each naan
  • Bake for 15 or until egg is set
  • Top with fresh avocado + S+P
  • Lift pizza over head like a baby lion cub entering the world + have sweetie stab egg + let the yolk run all over you like a waterfall
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22 thoughts on “Breakfast Pizza

  1. Hungry Breton (Franck) says:

    I could tell you a couple of good stories about Mariah when she visited Dublin for the MTV music awards in 2000… Maybe another day; pizza for breakfast is the new croissant for me… There is something about it in the morning, hot or cold πŸ˜‰

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  2. Junior Loinman says:

    My recipe for Breakfast pizza is a bit more simple. Order a large sausage and pepperoni with extra cheese from Memphis Pizza Cafe the night before. Tank up for dinner. Place leftover slices into Ziploc bag and pop into fridge for safekeeping overnight. Next morning remove pizza from fridge, give it a liberal doze of red pepper, and serve cold. Delicious and no fuss.

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  3. nutmegandwhiskey says:

    omg I fucking can’t with your post. πŸ˜‚ I knew Mariah was on her own planet, but no fluorescent lighting photos? YAS KWEEN! Seriously!

    Also, awesome pizza. I have a secret love affair with pesto pizza but you can barely find it anywhere, especially in nyc. 😰

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  4. Little Sunshine says:

    That pizza looks incredible! I definitely have to try it out as soon as I get home!
    And I didnΒ΄t know that about Mariah Carey and the fluorescent lights! So funny! But youΒ΄re right. She does have a point there:-) XO

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  5. Linda says:

    LOL! Love your sunny side! Oh, I mean the egg! Especially the part where you hold it over your head and let it run down you like a waterfall…that takes skillz! πŸ™‚ :0 πŸ™‚

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