I need help with baby names.
I’m not pregnant, fools, I literally just learned what fabric softener was like yesterday. I cannot take care of a miniature human yet. Also, I don’t want to buy new pants.
But I do like to daydream about the names of my future offspring, so I keep a note in my phone with all my favie girl and boy names.
Unfortunately, I’m facing some opposition from the other piece of this puzzle, my husband. He looked through my list the other night and was like, “nope, no, never, hate it, gross, that’s one’s OK but still no.” I’m like K, well what do you like? He’s all what’s wrong with naming it after me – Garrett DeWayne???
I do not have the time or energy to address this suggestion.
I’m hoping he just feels terrible for me while I’m in labor and let’s me name them Jack and Rose like I’ve always wanted.
Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 3-4
Ingredients:
- 2 heads of cauliflower, cut in florets
- 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
- 2 ripe tomatoes, diced
- 1 white onion, diced
- 1 jalapeno, diced
- 1 cup of colby jack cheese, shredded
- 1 avocado, cubed
- 1/4 cup of cilantro, chopped
- S+P, to taste
- 1 tbsp. of olive oil
How to:
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees
- Arrange cauliflower on a lined baking sheet + drizzle with olive oil + S+P
- Roast 20-25 minutes or until browned to your liking
- Meanwhile, combine tomatoes + onion + jalapeno + S+P in a bowl, set aside
- Scootch cauliflower together on the pan + top with black beans + tomato mix + S+P + cheese, bake another 10 minutes or until cheese is melted + golden
- Remove + top with avocado + cilantro
- Serve hot
- Get into stretchy PJ pants, turn on some good television, dim the lights + eat all of this straight off the pan like the monster you are
Emerging Adult Eats 
Have you considered Higgenbotham or Abercrombie for names?
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*Immediately adds to list* LOLOL
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Herkimer would be another good choice, or you could just go with Bob.
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I like Rose, it’s my daughter’s middle name. The food looks great, as always!
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It’s truly one of my faves! & not even just cause of Titanic…. 😉
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These Nachos are a show stopper, great party snack!
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Great party snack, great all alone in the middle of the night snack…. ya know, whichever 😀
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Your posts ALWAYS crack me up. Naming a kid is stressful, but you’re hysterical. Also…put anything in front of the words “nachos” or “fried” and I’ll most likely eat it. These look pretty darn YUM! Happy weekend! XO
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Hahaha thank you, my dear! I’m with you. Fried nachos next……. maybe?!
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DO-IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What I love about Cauliflower nachos is that it always satisfies my cravings … without busting my gut 🙂 Thanks for sharing!
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Right?!?! Like, I don’t feel SOOOO guilty…. 😀
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I like the name Hadley! Also those nachos look delicious. I can’t wait to try them, and will follow every step, even the last!
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ADORABLE NAME!!! Hahahaha you simply must 🙂
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Yikes!! No baby names from this side, nope.
Not.
Interested.
In.
Children.
However this recipe? This is like one of my favorite ones from you, this is the SHIT!!
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Commmeeeee onnnnnnn. Help a girl out. Maybe Nacho. Maybe Cauliflower. Very new age.
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ew. no!
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Give him / her something majestic like, ‘Chemistry’……eh…chemistry…??
I smoked a little weed, I just made that up. Don’t call em that.
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that looks amazing!
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Thank you so much!
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OK, I have to get into stretchy pants just to read this! Love it!
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