I miss MySpace.
Are any of my readers hackers? I need to log in to my old account. I’ll only need your services this one time and your secret will be safe with me.
The photos on this long-ago deactivated MySpace page are so incredibly embarrassing, I’d give a limb to show them to my husband and show him how well I’ve aged. Think colorful braces and flat-iron damaged hair.
Really I just miss a social media platform that let me customize my page with a song. Do you remember the PRESSURE of choosing your MySpace song?! If you were anything like me (sad, not many friends), this was a do-or-die situation. It had to be just right! Both representative of my mood and by a band my crush liked. To achieve, I’d stalk my crush’s fave band page and find the most depressing song they had. Then, I would wait patiently and hope crush noticed and would say something like, “wow, Rach, what an obscure and deep song you have on your page by a band I thoroughly enjoy, would you like to go to the local Sonic and share a limeade?”
I think this had a 0% success rate, but I did develop a deep appreciation for My Chemical Romance.
Time: 20 minutes | Serves: 4-6
- 2 avocados, diced
- 1 grapefruit, skin removed + diced
- 2 roma tomatoes, diced
- 1 cup of cauliflower, cut into very small florets or riced
- 1/2 red onion, diced
- 1 jalapeno, diced
- 1/2 cup of cilantro, chopped
- Juice of 1 lime
- S+P, to taste
- Chips for serving
- Mix all ingredients in a bowl + sprinkle on plenty of S + a little P
- Serve with tortilla chips
- Try to beat my record of eating literally all of this in a three-hour span
Idea from here!