I did a bad thing.
Like, four years ago when I first started this whole thing, I posted a spaghetti squash recipe and pretended I liked it.
I lied to you. To all of you. It was heinous. The worst thing, to date, I’ve ever made, and certainly the worst I’ve ever fed another human. Garrett still talks about the spaghetti squash incident of 2014 with tears in his eyes.
I’ve literally not had this pasta imposter since. In fact, I’ve actively avoided it and told myself and others it is an overrated, garbage vegetable that should be boycotted at all costs. Then, I was at dinner the other night and my options were limited and I was forced to order a salad with crispy lil spaghetti squash noods on top and I DIDN’T HATE IT. Could it be the spaghetti squash is just a moody, misunderstood veg? Maybe spaghetti squash just prefers not to be stuffed with multiple cheeses & slimy, horrific artichokes (these I actually do detest). I don’t blame it, tbh. It could also be I actually have no idea what I’m doing in the kitchen 93.5% of the time.
Spaghetti squash & I have redeemed ourselves and this household is once again full of believers!
Time: 1.5 hours (prep + cooking) | Serves: 4
Ingredients:
- 1 spaghetti squash, halved + de-seeded
- 2 cups of basil, rinsed
- 1/4 cup of walnuts
- 1/4 cup of nutritional yeast
- 1/2 cup of olive oil
- 2 tbsp. of garlic, minced
- Juice of 1 lemon
- 2 shallots, sliced thin
- 1 can of canellinni beans, rinsed + drained
- 2 cups of spinach
- 1 tbsp. of crushed red pepper flakes
- 1 tsp. of oregano
- S+P, to taste
How to:
- Preheat oven to 400 degrees
- Place squash halves cut side up on a baking sheet
- Drizzle with 1 tbsp. of olive oil + some S+P
- Roast for 60 minutes
- Meanwhile, in a food processor, combine basil + walnuts + nutritional yeast + 1 tbsp. of garlic + juice if 1/2 a lemon + 1/4 cup of olive oil + S+P, process until smooth, refrigerate until ready to use
- Once squash is roasted + cooled, scrape out them noodles
- Heat remaining olive oil in a skillet over medium heat
- Add shallots + S+P, cook 3 minutes
- Add remaining garlic + crushed red pepper + oregano, cook another minute
- Add cannellini beans + S+P, cook another 3-4 minutes
- Add spinach + S+P, cook another 2 minutes
- Add squash noodles + pesto + juice of the other 1/2 lemon, cook for 2 minutes, turn off heat
- Slurp down a bowl of these bad boys + pour yourself another + keep ’em coming till you pass out
I have considered spaghetti a garbage vegetable from the first time I tried it and have managed to avoid it ever since. However, I have been known to give garbage vegetables a second chance.
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I think you should! It’s definitely growing on me!
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Honesty is the best policy. 🙏🏻
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Ain’t that the truth!
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I still wanna know where your mother and I went wrong with you. Pretty sure whatever happened was her fault. How about some flippin carnitas with a spicy sauce, some frijoles and a cold Mexican beer to wash it down? That’s not too much to ask is it?
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Is there no one else you can harass?
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i have a spaghetti squash from the farmer’s market sitting on my counter as i have been wondering what the foop to do with it…thank you.
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Yay! Hope you enjoyed! 🙂
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I also have mixed feelings about spaghetti squash. At first I was like, “WHY HASN’T ANYONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS BEFORE?” But that’s only because I was really into dieting (which is always just a plate full of sadness), and I was trying to lie to myself. After that I boycotted it for a long time. I think I might be ready to trust it again with this recipe, though…
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DUDE you get me!! Same. I was certain it would be in my weekly rotation, but ugh no it sickened me. Now I am on the spaghetti squash TRAIN, man! Yup, give it another try!
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I’ve been on a HUGE spaghetti squash kick lately! It’s a great base for stir frys, too!
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Ohhhh I love the idea of using it in stir fry!!
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This really made me lol. I actually do like spaghetti squash, but my family has to be bribed with a garlic sauce or some other way to hide what it actually is. To date, the worst thing (according to my family) that I have ever served them is Butternut Squash Soup. I kinda liked it but my kids act like I made them a bowl of poison. Your story reminded me of that… hmmm.. maybe butternut squash soup needs to be on my meal plan this week! Ha!
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HAHAHAHA man, I can totally relate. I bet your butternut squash soup is darn delightful!
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