Crunch Wraps

She’s here!

Baby Louisa is on the outside of my body, finally.

And we are starting to have something resembling structured naps??? So I am finally returning to the blog-o-sphere.

She is so kewl, y’all. I won’t share anything embarrassing about her because this will be on the interwebs forever and I don’t really need to give her future teenage self another reason to resent me. So I will just share the following: she smells delicious, like a pink ball of love; she has a thick head of dark lettuce & her daddy’s killer cowlick right up front – something to resent him for down the line for which I’m v grateful; she has big blue eyes but they are deeper than mine and Garrett’s so she could have a different father, who is to say; oh and she was 8.5 lbs at birth & mom paid for it.

That last bit wasn’t embarrassing was it? Because I promised myself the embarrassing bit I wouldn’t share is that she blows out her diapers & gets poop on her belly like once a week.

Time: 45 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2 crunch wraps

Ingredients:

  • 6 burrito sized flour tortillas
  • 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
  • 1.5 cups of brown rice, cooked
  • 2 tbsp. of hummus
  • 1 avocado, mashed or sliced thin
  • 1/2 cup of corn
  • 1 jalapeno, diced
  • 1 roma tomato, diced
  • 1/2 a red onion, diced
  • 2-3 tbsp. of olive oil
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Heat 1 tbsp. of oil in a skillet over medium heat
  • Lay down a tortilla on a flat surface (not the skillet yet) + top with rice + beans + veggies + hummus + S+P
  • Trim a lil bit off around another tortilla, making it slightly smaller than the one topped with goodness rn
  • Place the smaller tortilla on the bigger one + tuck the bigger one over it, folding all the edges
  • As carefully as possible (there will be spillage), place seam side down in hot skillet, cook 4-5 minutes
  • Flip, cook another 4-5 minutes
  • Repeat with remaining ingredients
  • Carefully cut in half + serve warm
  • Say a prayer you can fold your tortillas better than I can + avoid eating half the contents out of the skillet

Black Bean Tostadas

I stripped Garrett’s workout clothes this weekend.

I can’t even begin to describe the satisfaction and disgust.

I discovered this cleaning instagram account a few months ago and it has really just made me feel like a dirty, garbage person. Like, I’ll never be able to keep my house as clean as this woman does hers.

But I had to start somewhere! This clothes stripping is supposed to get trapped dirt & filth out of CLEAN clothes. Like, clothes you wash & dry & think are good to go. Garrett is arguably the sweatiest man on planet earth, so I knew this would be a fun experiment. We added his workout shorts & tees to a tub with hot water & the magic cleaning potion & let them sit for 5 hours. The water was slick BROWN. I mean, pure dirt water. It was amazing.

Even Garrett was impressed and now we are stripping everything we ever touched.

Time: 40 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 4-5

Ingredients:

  • 2 cans of black beans, rinsed + drained
  • 1/2 a red onion, diced
  • 1 green bell pepper, diced
  • Juice of 1 lime
  • 1 tsp. of chili powder
  • 1 tsp. of paprilka
  • 1 tsp. of cumin
  • 1/4 tsp. of cayenne pepper
  • S+P, to taste
  • Corn tortillas
  • 2 tbsp. of olive oil
  • Arugula, for serving
  • Red onion slices for serving
  • Avocado, for serving
  • Cilantro, for serving

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 350
  • In a saucepan, add beans + onion + pepper + spices over medium-low heat
  • Add a cup of water + lime juice + stir
  • Simmer for 15 minutes
  • Arrange tortillas a lined baking sheet + drizzle with some olive olive oil
  • Bake for 5-7 minutes or until crisp to your desire
  • To serve, top a tortilla with some beans + arugula + red onion + avocado + cilantro
  • Pick one up with your grubby hands + just go for it

Adapted from here!

Cowboy Caviar Stuffed Avocados

We had the loveliest virtual shower this weekend!

I was incredibly anxious about it – surprise, surprise.

As you all know, I never mind being the center of attention…except when it’s for real life things.

Allow me to explain. I don’t mind getting on stage at a karaoke bar and belting out Adele to a room full of strangers – friends taking embarrassing photos, the whole nine. I DO, however, mind things like birthday parties and showers where I am the object of everyone’s focus for no other reason than existing. Add in having to open presents in front of people?! I can’t imagine a more pure form of torture. THEN throw in doing it virtually?! You would think that might make it better, but it adds another layer of complex emotions I can’t handle. So basically I spent the morning of this baby shower crying. I’d like to blame hormones, but it’s just me.

We did get some DOPE gifts tho, I just wish Garrett was forced to open and react on camera instead.

Time: 30 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 3-4

Ingredients:

  • 3-4 ripe avocados
  • 1 cup of cooked quinoa
  • 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
  • 1 can of black eyes peas, rinsed + drained
  • 1 corn on the cob
  • 1 red bell pepper, chopped
  • 1/2 red onion, diced
  • Juice of 2 limes
  • 1/4 cup of cilantro
  • 1/2 tsp. of cumin
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • In a bowl, combine quinoa + beans + corn + red bell pepper + red onion + lime juice + cilantro + cumin + S+P
  • Open an avocado + remove the pit + add some of the caviar + more cilantro
  • Serve chilled
  • Smash it all up + slop up the contents of the plate

Adapted from here!