Gochujang Ramen

We have to buy a new car.

I know what you’re thinking –

In this economy?!?!

Trust me, we’ve tried to finagle our way out of it, but here we are. Garr got rear ended a few months ago & apparently the car is totaled. We were like, “but are you sure…???” I don’t know if y’all are aware, but used cars in the U.S. are astronomical right now. I don’t even know who makes these decisions, but some bro decided to jack up the prices of every basic used sedan & now we’re all up a creek. I’m about to get some tags for Lou’s pink, Fisher Price car & have Garr push that to work.

If anyone has the hook up on like a 2018 Toyota Corolla with about 600 miles on it, hit a girl up.

Time: 30 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2-3

Ingredients:

  • 3 blocks of brown rice ramen
  • 1 tbsp of olive oil
  • 1 bunch of rainbow chard, removed from the stems + chopped
  • 1 tbsp of garlic, minced
  • 1/4 cup of gochujang
  • 2 tbsp of brown sugar
  • 2 tbsp of tahini
  • 3 tbsp of soy sauce
  • 2 tsp of sesame oil
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • Lime, for serving

How to:

  • Cook ramen to package instructions, drain
  • Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat
  • Add chard, cook 3-4 minutes
  • Add garlic, cook another minute
  • Meanwhile, combine gochujang + brown sugar + tahini + sesame oil + soy sauce in a small bowl
  • Turn heat down, add sauce to skillet with chard, cook another 2-3 minutes
  • Add ramen, stir to coat + combine
  • Serve hot with cilantro + lime

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Butternut Squash + Sage Pesto Pizza

I hate stuff.

Like I can’t deal with knowing that my house is full of…stuff.

I’m definitely not a minimalist, but that’s where we’re headed.

Maybe it’s the moving all the time, idk, but I can get rid of literally anything. Like I’m going to be the mom that doesn’t keep Lou’s artwork because I just can’t handle the clutter. Recently, I’ve decided to turn this passion project of mine into a side hustle. I call it: selling my crap on Facebook. & it’s highly therapeutic. I’ve just been rummaging in drawers & cabinets & pulling out things we haven’t used in a year or more & seeing what I can get. If it doesn’t sell in like a day, I’ll toss it because my other passion project is impatience.

Next, I’ll be selling all of Garrett’s gym equipment. Stay tuned.

Time: 45 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2

Ingredients:

  • 1 pizza dough
  • 1-2 bunches of sage
  • 1/2 cup of arugula
  • 1/3 cup of cashews
  • 1/3 cup of olive oil
  • 1/4 cup of nutritional yeast
  • Juice of 1 lemon
  • 2 cups of butternut squash, cubed + cooked (save yourself some time + get some you can microwave)
  • 1/2 cup of cherry tomatoes, halved
  • Vegan mozz
  • Pickled or raw red onions, for serving
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Preheat oven to whatever temp your dough cooks at
  • In a food processor, pulse cashews
  • Add sage + arugula + nutritional yeast + lemon juice + S+P, process on high
  • While processing, add in olive oil
  • Roll out pizza dough into shape you want
  • Spread with pesto + top with butternut squash + cherry tomatoes + vegan mozz
  • Bake as long as your dough tells you
  • Serve hot with red onions on top
  • Be a garbage monkey + eat this entire thing standing over the sink with a hunchback

Chickpea Biryani

I’ve really evolved over the last several years.
I used to be one of those girls that abhorred the outdoors.
But after living in Washington, North Carolina and now Colorado, I finally appreciate, understand, and ~sometimes~ even crave the fresh mountain air.
We went on a hike this weekend. I can’t lie, I feel really at peace and centered when traipsing up a mountain. Granted, Garr is carrying Lou on his back and I’m completely uninhibited, just gliding through the forest. We were having a lovely time, the endorphins were flowing, giggles were had. As we’re coming back down, I notice a spot in front of me that looked wet. I was telling myself “Be careful, do not slip on that wet spot” when BOOM, down I go, using my forearm and hand as brakes. I walked the rest of the way with my arm up in the air – not because I needed to keep the blood from gushing out, but because I like the drama. Also, it is a pretty sweet battle scar and I look like I mean BUSINESS.
The most upsetting is that my mom assumed I was wearing tennis shoes because I couldn’t possibly own real hiking boots.

Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 4-6

Ingredients:

  • 1-2 cups of cooked chickpeas
  • 1 yellow onion, sliced thin
  • 1 red bell pepper, sliced thin
  • 1/2 cup of matchstick carrots
  • 2 cups of uncooked basmati rice
  • 1 tbsp. of minced garlic
  • 1 tbsp. of ground ginger
  • 1 tbsp. of cumin
  • 1 tsp. of chili powder
  • 1 tsp. of cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp. of pumpkin pie spice
  • 1/2 tsp. of za’atar seasoning
  • 2 bay leaves
  • S+P, to taste
  • 2 tbsp. of olive oil
  • 1 cup of raisins
  • 1/2 cup of cashews, chopped
  • Cilantro, for serving

How to:

  • Add rice to a bowl + cover with hot water, set aside
  • Heat olive oil in a stock pot over medium heat
  • Add onion + S+P, cook for 3-4 minutes
  • Add carrots + red pepper, cook another 3-4 minutes
  • Add garlic + all spices, cook another minute
  • Drain rice + add to pot along with 1/2 the raisins + four cups of water
  • Bring to a boil, reduce heat, cover + simmer for 30 minutes or until rice is cooked
  • Serve warm with more raisins + cashews + cilantro
  • Eat slowly over like three days + turn into a basmati rice grain

Adapted from here!