Veggie Fried Rice

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Sometimes I don’t think when I eat.

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And I accidentally eat two whole sweet potatoes + a can of chickpeas in a span of 15 minutes.

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Like I did just now.

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I have GOT to start eating more mindfully. AKA not grab my food, plop in front of the computer & work while eating. Mere minutes go by & all my food is gone & my stomach is distended from all of the carbs I shoveled into it. I’m physically ill right now. I cannot get comfortable on the couch. Every position reminds me of the deep shame I feel for being a trash panda. I think Garrett is going to have to actually roll me into the bedroom and put me in my pajamas for me.

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Seriously, can someone come over & pop me like the balloon animal I am?

 

 

Time: 30 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2-3

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups of cooked brown rice, leftover from day before
  • 1 onion, sliced thin
  • 1 head of broccoli, cut into florets
  • 1-2 carrots, diced
  • 1/2 a head of green cabbage, chopped
  • 1/2 cup of frozen peas
  • 2 tbsp. of sesame oil
  • 1 tbsp. of soy sauce
  • 1 tsp. of sriracha
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Heat 1 tbsp. of sesame oil in a wok over medium heat
  • Add onion + broccoli + carrots + cabbage, cook for 6-8 minutes or until browned in places
  • Remove from pan + add remaining sesame oil
  • Add rice + soy sauce, cook for 3-4 minutes or until toasted
  • Add veggies back in + peas + sriracha, cook another 2-3 minutes
  • Serve warm with cilantro
  • Get on in there with your hands + just chuck all the contents at your face + hope some make it in your mouth

Homemade Black Beans + Rice

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Well, Topanga’s birthday party was a SMASHING success.

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No, literally, she smashed her pupcake and promptly fell asleep in her party dress.

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The real MVP of the party was Garrett, though.

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He spent two hours blowing up hot pink balloons and hanging doggy decorations. And he only complained like 2 times! It was all worth it, though. I’m sorry, I couldn’t NOT buy rose gold balloons that spelled “LETS PAWTY,” ya know? Then, Garr grilled all the meats and served dinner to our guests. He sat through SEVERAL rounds of What Do You Meme? and Catchphrase. If you didn’t know, Garr is a BIG game guy. NAHT. Then, I was feeling extra lazy and just wanted to lounge on the couch and gab with my pals, and that boy cleaned up the whole daggum kitchen, dishes and all. He’s basically my very own, perfect yenta.

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AND he brings home the bacon, best of both worlds!

 

 

Time: 3 hours (prep + cooking) | Serves: 4-6

Ingredients:

  • 1/2 lb. of black beans, soaked overnight + drained
  • 1 white onion, chopped
  • 1/2 a green bell pepper, chopped
  • 2 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1 tsp. of oregano
  • 1 tbsp. of cumin
  • 1 tbsp.
  • 1 28oz. can of whole, peeled tomatoes
  • 1 1/2 cups basmati rice
  • 2 cups of vegetable broth
  • 2 limes
  • 2 tbsp. of olive oil
  • S+P, to taste
  • Cilantro, for serving

How to:

  • In a large stock pot, bring beans + 1/2 the onion + all the green pepper + 1 tbsp. of garlic + oregano + 1/2 the cumin + S+P + 4-6 cups of water, enough to cover everything, to a boil
  • Reduce heat, cover + cook for 2 hours, stirring often, until tender. Add more water as necessary to keep the beans covered
  • Meanwhile, place tomatoes + remaining onion in a food processor + blend until smooth
  • Transfer to a sauce pan + add broth + remaining cumin + S+P, bring to a boil
  • Meanwhile, heat olive oil in a bigger sauce pan over medium heat
  • Add rice + toast, stirring for about 5 minutes
  • Add remaining garlic + cook another minute
  • Pour boiling tomato mixture into rice pan, stir + cook until rice is tender, 30-40 minutes
  • When both rice + beans are tender, add the juice of a lime to each + some cilantro
  • To serve, put some rice in a bowl + top with beans, sprinkle with more cilantro + serve with lime wedges
  • Go to town on it + get ready for some mega toots tonight!

 

Adapted from here & here!

Sweet Potato Peanut Butter Stew

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I think I’ve finally decided what to give up for Lent.

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I know you were all really concerned with how I’d be recognizing the lenten season, and the wait is over.

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I’m giving up music.

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Doesn’t that sound BLEAK?! Have no fear. I’m not giving up all music, just everything other than Christian music. That might still sound bleak to some of you… but I love my Jesus jams! I’m going to go 6 weeks without playing other tunes – no emo, crying music, no Rachel’s Trax playlist on Spotify (complete with all the songs that make me so emotional they literally stop me in my Trax, get it?!?!), none of my mixed CDs from 2013, nothing! Obviously, I can’t avoid other music all together. I’d be thrown out of establishments if I ran around with my ears plugged, screaming “LA LA LA, I DON’T HEAR YOU!!!!” But when I have a choice, ya girl is rocking out to Jesus.

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Taylor Swift picked a really inopportune time to release a new music video.

 

 

Time: 1 hour ( prep + cooking) | Serves: 4-5

Ingredients:

  • 1 onion, diced
  • 1 red bell pepper, diced
  • 1 lb. of sweet potatoes, peeled + chopped
  • 1 beefsteak tomato, chopped
  • 1 tbsp. of fresh ginger, minced
  • 2 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1 can of chickpeas, rinsed + drained
  • 1/2 cup of creamy peanut butter
  • 1 tbsp. of chili powder
  • 1 tbsp. of cumin
  • 1 tbsp. of smoked paprika
  • 3 cups of vegetable broth
  • 2 cups of spinach leaves
  • 1 lime
  • 1/4 cup of cilantro + more for serving
  • S+P, to taste
  • 1 tbsp. of olive oil
  • 1 cup of cooked brown rice, for serving

 

How to:

  • Heat olive oil in a stockpot over medium heat
  • Add onion + S+P, cook 4-5 minutes
  • Add bell pepper, cook another 2-3 minutes
  • Add garlic + ginger, cook another minute
  • Add sweet potatoes + tomatoes + S+P, coat + cook another 5 minutes
  • Add peanut butter + chili powder + cumin + smoked paprika, stir until everything combined
  • Add broth, cover + bring to a boil
  • Lower heat to a simmer + add chickpeas, cover + simmer for 25 minutes
  • Turn off heat + add in spinach + cilantro + juice of 1/2 the lime
  • Serve warm over brown rice with more cilantro + lime wedges
  • Stir it all up + do a cannon ball into the smack dab middle

 

Adapted from here!