Crunch Wraps

She’s here!

Baby Louisa is on the outside of my body, finally.

And we are starting to have something resembling structured naps??? So I am finally returning to the blog-o-sphere.

She is so kewl, y’all. I won’t share anything embarrassing about her because this will be on the interwebs forever and I don’t really need to give her future teenage self another reason to resent me. So I will just share the following: she smells delicious, like a pink ball of love; she has a thick head of dark lettuce & her daddy’s killer cowlick right up front – something to resent him for down the line for which I’m v grateful; she has big blue eyes but they are deeper than mine and Garrett’s so she could have a different father, who is to say; oh and she was 8.5 lbs at birth & mom paid for it.

That last bit wasn’t embarrassing was it? Because I promised myself the embarrassing bit I wouldn’t share is that she blows out her diapers & gets poop on her belly like once a week.

Time: 45 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2 crunch wraps

Ingredients:

  • 6 burrito sized flour tortillas
  • 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
  • 1.5 cups of brown rice, cooked
  • 2 tbsp. of hummus
  • 1 avocado, mashed or sliced thin
  • 1/2 cup of corn
  • 1 jalapeno, diced
  • 1 roma tomato, diced
  • 1/2 a red onion, diced
  • 2-3 tbsp. of olive oil
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Heat 1 tbsp. of oil in a skillet over medium heat
  • Lay down a tortilla on a flat surface (not the skillet yet) + top with rice + beans + veggies + hummus + S+P
  • Trim a lil bit off around another tortilla, making it slightly smaller than the one topped with goodness rn
  • Place the smaller tortilla on the bigger one + tuck the bigger one over it, folding all the edges
  • As carefully as possible (there will be spillage), place seam side down in hot skillet, cook 4-5 minutes
  • Flip, cook another 4-5 minutes
  • Repeat with remaining ingredients
  • Carefully cut in half + serve warm
  • Say a prayer you can fold your tortillas better than I can + avoid eating half the contents out of the skillet

Sweet Potato + Mango Bowls

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WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE, PEOPLE.

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I’m sorry I’ve been so MIA. I think I’m back now.

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Cross country move + pregnancy + working = a very sleepy giwl.

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But we are here! We are in Colorado! Breathing the fresh mountain air! Skin so dry we are bathing in lotion! Noses so bloody we are keeping Puffs in business! Hopefully our bodies adjust soon because our wallets certainly haven’t to home ownership. We are trying to get settled, but there is so much to do and so little time in a day. Plus, our dishwasher is already broken so that is a very fun thing to deal with when you are a food blogger. But truly no complaints, the views are ridiculous and it feels crazy that WE, a couple of fools, own THIS house. I keep waking up, coming downstairs and being like am I on vacation or is this everyday life?

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But hot DOG it was nice when an appliance broke to just call the maintenance people and have them come fix it for free….

 

 

Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 3-4

Ingredients:

  • 2 sweet potatoes, peeled + cut into thin wedges
  • 1 can of kidney beans, rinsed + drained
  • 1-2 cups of cooked brown rice
  • 1 mango, chopped
  • 1 red onion, diced
  • 1/2 cup of cilantro, chopped
  • Juice of 1 lime
  • 1 tbsp. of chili powder
  • 1 tsp. of smoked paprika
  • 1 tsp. of cumin
  • S+P, to taste
  • 2 tbsp. of olive oil

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 425
  • Arrange sweet potatoes on a lined baking sheet + drizzle with 1 tbsp. of oil + chili powder + smoked paprika + cumin + S+P
  • Bake 20-25 minutes until crisp to your desire
  • Heat remaining olive oil in a skillet over medium heat
  • Add 1/2 the onion + S+P, cook 3-4 minutes
  • Add beans + S+P, cook another 3-4 minutes
  • Turn off heat, add rice + stir
  • Meanwhile, combine mango + remaining red onion + most of the cilantro (reserving a little to top the bowls) + lime juice + S+P
  • To serve, add some rice mix to a bowl + top with mango salsa + some sweet potato wedges + cilantro
  • Serve warm
  • Trick your mind into believing your having a french fry bowl + really enjoy yourself

 

Adapted from here!

Veggie Fried Rice

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Sometimes I don’t think when I eat.

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And I accidentally eat two whole sweet potatoes + a can of chickpeas in a span of 15 minutes.

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Like I did just now.

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I have GOT to start eating more mindfully. AKA not grab my food, plop in front of the computer & work while eating. Mere minutes go by & all my food is gone & my stomach is distended from all of the carbs I shoveled into it. I’m physically ill right now. I cannot get comfortable on the couch. Every position reminds me of the deep shame I feel for being a trash panda. I think Garrett is going to have to actually roll me into the bedroom and put me in my pajamas for me.

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Seriously, can someone come over & pop me like the balloon animal I am?

 

 

Time: 30 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2-3

Ingredients:

  • 2 cups of cooked brown rice, leftover from day before
  • 1 onion, sliced thin
  • 1 head of broccoli, cut into florets
  • 1-2 carrots, diced
  • 1/2 a head of green cabbage, chopped
  • 1/2 cup of frozen peas
  • 2 tbsp. of sesame oil
  • 1 tbsp. of soy sauce
  • 1 tsp. of sriracha
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Heat 1 tbsp. of sesame oil in a wok over medium heat
  • Add onion + broccoli + carrots + cabbage, cook for 6-8 minutes or until browned in places
  • Remove from pan + add remaining sesame oil
  • Add rice + soy sauce, cook for 3-4 minutes or until toasted
  • Add veggies back in + peas + sriracha, cook another 2-3 minutes
  • Serve warm with cilantro
  • Get on in there with your hands + just chuck all the contents at your face + hope some make it in your mouth