Miso Buddha Bowls

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Isn’t marriage all about sharing or something?

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Like, isn’t that in one of the rule books?

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While it took me a while to come to terms with sharing all of my things with another human (only child probs), I’ve finally come around.

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I thought it especially applied to simple things like the household groceries. I mean, we buy these with our joint funds. What’s mine is yours type thing, right? APPARENTLY NOT, PEOPLE. Ya girl was aboard the struggle bus tonight figuring out what to whip up for dinner seeing as all the blog meals I made this weekend vanished before my very eyes in mere hours. My options were really limited. I trolled through the freezer looking for some frozen veggies to bring to life. I saw a lil bag of frozen sweet taters & thought AHA I will mix this with some black beans, cauliflower gnocchi, carrots and an avocado. Because isn’t that immediately what you would think, too??? Anyways, it turned out p good, I was proud. I’m nomming away when Garr, digging through the freezer goes, “Where are my sweet potatoes?” ………

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And now I’m gorging on the communal peanut butter that he also eats every night and we’re down to like two bites left & we have three more days until grocery day. Selfless love.

 

 

Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 4

Ingredients:

  • 2 medium sweet potatoes, peeled + chopped into cubes
  • 1 can of chickpeas, rinsed + drained
  • 1 cup of quinoa, cooked
  • 1 package of tempeh, cubed
  • 1/2 cup of raw cashews
  • 2 cups of spinach
  • 1 package of cremini mushrooms
  • 4 tbsp. of miso
  • 4 tbsp. of low sodium soy sauce
  • 1 tbsp. of rice wine vinegar
  • 3 tbsp. of agave
  • 1/2 cup of tahini
  • Juice of 1 lemon
  • 1 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 5 tbsp. of olive oil
  • 1 tsp. of madras curry powder
  • 1 tbsp. of turmeric
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 400 degrees
  • Arrange sweet potatoes on a lined baking sheet + chickpeas on a second lined baking sheet
  • Drizzle 1 tbsp. of olive oil on each + sprinkle with some S+P. Add the curry to the chickpeas
  • Bake both for 25 minutes, with taters on the bottom, tossing each once in the middle of cooking
  • Meanwhile, once your quinoa is cooked, add S+P + 1 tbsp. of turmeric, fluff + set to the side
  • In a bowl, combine 1 tbsp. of miso + 1 tbsp. of soy sauce + 1 tbsp. of agave + 1 tbsp. of olive oil + S+P, add in cubed tempeh + coat
  • Cook in a skillet over medium heat until browned to your desire, about 7-8 minutes
  • Meanwhile, combine remaining miso + 2 tbsp. of soy sauce + rice wine vinegar + remaining agave + a lil water to thin
  • Add sweet potatoes to this bowl, + coat
  • Meanwhile, combine tahini + lemon juice + garlic + 1 tbsp. of olive oil + S+P, mix well adding a lil water to thin as necessary, refrigerate until ready to serve
  • Next, heat remaining olive oil in a skillet over medium heat
  • Add mushrooms + S+P, cook 4-5 minutes
  • Add spinach + S+P, cook another 2-3 minutes or until wilted
  • Finally, add cashews to a small skillet + toast on medium, stirring constantly
  • Add remaining soy sauce + cook another 2-3 minutes until absorbed
  • Once cool, chop
  • To serve, combine quinoa + sweet potatoes + chickpeas + tempeh + spinach mix + cashews, drizzle with tahini dressing
  • Mix all that goodness up + go to nom nom town, population you, cool guy

 

Sweet Potato + Black Bean Enchilada Skillet

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Homeless people are going to put me in the poor house.

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I simply cannot say no to them.

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They can smell my weakness and middle class guilt from a mile away.

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My local grocery store has become a hotbed for sweet homeless men – my kryptonite. The other day there was a man holding a sign that read, “Looking for work. Cold. Hungry.” And he had a sweet baby PUPPERS with him. You better believe I whipped through the nearest ATM to get that gentleman a $20. After that I was like OK, kewl, good deed, I’m done. Then this weekend, I’m leaving the grocery store and a man in camo pants and a Jesus t-shirt asks if I’ll buy him some lunch at McDonald’s. I literally didn’t have time, but I had the other $20 I had gotten out during my ATM trip for my first BFF. He was legit so touched I almost lost it. “This will last me 3-4 days!!!!” K kill me now. I’m hooked. No going back. I honestly don’t care what they do with it, buy a meal, buy a beer, I don’t give a hoot. I just don’t think Jesus would ignore them or turn away, so I can’t either!

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Bet they have a picture of me posted somewhere with a fat “SUCKER” stamped across my face.

 

 

Time: 1 1/2 hours (prep + cooking) | Serves: 3-4

Ingredients:

  • 2 sweet potatoes, cut into cubes
  • 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
  • 1 package of soyrizo
  • 4 corn tortillas, chopped
  • 2 onions, chopped
  • 4 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1 green bell pepper, chopped
  • 1 can of green chiles
  • 7 dried New Mexico chiles, tops cut off
  • 2 dried arbol chiles, tops cut off + some or all seeds removed, depending on how much spice you like
  • 2 cups of vegetable broth
  • 1/4 cup of tomato paste
  • 2 tsp. of cumin
  • 2 tsp. of smoked paprika
  • 1 tsp. of oregano
  • 1 tsp. of chili powder
  • S+P, to taste
  • 3 tbsp. of olive oil
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • Avocado, for serving

How to:

  • To prepare enchilada sauce, heat 1 tbsp. of olive oil in a large rimmed skillet
  • Add 1 of the chopped onions + S+P, cook 3-4 minutes
  • Add garlic, cook another minute
  • Add chiles, cook for 3-4 minutes
  • Add broth + bring to a boil
  • Reduce heat + simmer for 15 minutes
  • Add tomato paste + 1 tsp. of cumin + 1 tsp. of chili powder + oregano + S+P, cook another 5 minutes
  • Transfer to a food processor or blender + blend until smooth
  • Meanwhile, heat remaining 1 tbsp. of olive oil a cast iron skillet over medium heat
  • Add remaining onion + S+P, cook 3-4 minutes
  • Add garlic, cook another minute
  • Add sweet potatoes + remaining cumin + smoked paprika + chili powder + S+P, cook 15-17 minutes or until potatoes are tender
  • While potatoes are cooking, heat remaining olive oil in another skillet over medium heat
  • Add soyrizo, cook 5-6 minutes
  • Add black beans + green pepper, cook another 3-4 minutes
  • Once potatoes are tender, add soyrizo + bean mix + enchilada sauce + tortillas, cook another 3-4 minutes
  • Serve warm with cilantro + avocado
  • Pour into local hog trough + eat from it like the beast you really are

 

Enchilada sauce from here!

Loaded Sweet Potato Skins

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I have a financial advisor.

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You might refer to him as a gentleman who gives free financial advice to military families, but I say financial advisor.

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Garr and I walk in like the couple of knuckleheads we are and start slinging phrases like, “We’re looking to diversify our portfolios a bit…..”

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This bruh was brilliant. He had all sorts of book recommendations (for me) and color-coded charts (for Garrett to comprehend). He broke down stock options, CDs, volatile 401k funds, the WORKS! We even learned what a bond is! Though I can’t entirely remember, I know it blew my mind. I left feeling like, I’m sorry, why wasn’t I taught any of this in school? Maybe I was snoozing or passing notes, but I really don’t think anyone ever explained to me the (dark & twisted) credit score system.

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Now it’s time to play the stock market – going all in on my self-tanner company and the vegan restaurants I like.

 

 

Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 8 skins

Ingredients:

  • 4 sweet potatoes, scrubbed clean
  • 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
  • 1 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1 cup of quinoa, cooked
  • 1 red pepper, diced
  • 1/2 red onion, diced
  • 1 cup of cherry tomatoes, halved
  • 2 tbsp. of olive oil
  • S+P, to taste
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • Avocado, for serving

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 375 degrees
  • Stab the potatoes with a fork several times
  • Wrap one up in a paper towel, microwave for 6 minutes
  • Repeat with remaining potatoes
  • Once cooled, cut potato in half + scoop out centers into a bowl
  • Repeat with remaining potatoes
  • Arrange skins on a baking sheet
  • Drizzle with 1 tbsp. of olive oil + S+P
  • Bake for 10 minutes
  • Meanwhile, heat remaining olive oil in a skillet over medium heat
  • Add garlic, cook 1 minute
  • Add sweet potatoes + black beans + S+P, cook 5-6 minutes
  • Stuff skins with quinoa + sweet potato + black bean mix + red pepper + tomato + red onion + cilantro + avocado
  • Serve hot
  • Hop into sweet potato skin with a pair of oars + row your boat down the saucy river of your choosing + into your mouth canal