Eggplant Rollatini


I’m dreaming in a British accent.


And I blame my Great British Baking Show addiction.


I’m convinced there has never been a happier show.


Who knew the whole of the UK was filled with genius amateur bakers that can design giant towers of caramel in the shape of dinosaurs? And they are all just like normal blokes (see what I did there). Like, when did they find the time to do this? Do English folk not spend the entirety of their evenings watching Netflix like the rest of us? They must actually work to better themselves or something in their free time. They all just have the purest personalities. Just sweet cherub angel babies making their ginormous meat pies. I just love how they say every single word. Like how their r’s are so soft and their th’s sound like f’s and they add an r after words that end in a. Oh, and how they use “brilliant” to describe the really good bakes. And don’t act like you don’t tear up a little every time Paul Hollywood sticks out his hand for one of his infamous handshakes!!


It’s also inspired me to think I, too, can create a lion out of various freshly baked breads.



Time: 1.5 hours (prep + cooking) | Serves: 3-4


  • 2 eggplants, peeled + cut into thin strips
  • 1 cup of whole wheat panko breadcrumbs
  • 1 tbsp. of flaxseed meal
  • 1 package of extra firm tofu, drained of water
  • 1/2 cup of roasted, unsalted sunflower seeds
  • Juice of 1/2 a lemon
  • Zest of 1/2 a lemon
  • 2 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1/4 cup of nutritional yeast
  • 1 tsp. of crushed red pepper
  • S+P, to taste
  • 1 tbsp. of olive oil
  • Jar of your favie pasta sauce
  • Basil, for serving

How to:

  • Arrange eggplant slices in a colander + sprinkle with some S, let sit for about 15-20 minutes + let the water drain
  • Meanwhile, make a flax egg by combining flax meal + 3 tbsp. of warm water, stir + let sit in the fridge for 15 minutes
  • Meanwhile, pulse the sunflower seeds in a food processor until ground
  • Add tofu + process until combined
  • Pour that in a bowl + add lemon juice + zest + garlic + nutritional yeast +crushed red pepper + S+P, mix well + put in fridge until you’re ready to use
  • Pour your breadcrumbs in a bowl
  • Dunk an eggplant slice in the flax egg, then the breadcrumbs + coat on both sides, arrange on a lined baking sheet
  • Repeat with remaining eggplant slices
  • Bake 20 minutes or until crisp to your desire, flipping once
  • Let cool for a few minutes until you can handle your slices
  • Add a scoop of your tofu cheese to one end of your eggplant slice + roll, arrange in a greased baking dish
  • Repeat
  • Pour sauce on top + bake for 15 minutes
  • Serve warm with basil
  • Put on your cargo pants + pop a rollatini in all your compartments for convenient snacking

Vegan Ravioli


Quick! I need a way to stream every football game in the country on any screen in my house legally and for free.


We have officially been cable-free people for three months.


For the most part I feel like we are happier, dumber people. We’ve saved a ton of money and know nothing about what’s going on in the real world. It’s so dope.


Until my husband remembered it’s football season and I remembered I am the Seahawks number one fan! We are in a serious predicament here. I cannot not dress Topanga and I up in our matching jerseys and prance around the house screaming at the television. I just won’t do it. Our other option is to post up at the local Buffalo Wild Wings and bribe the bartenders to put all of the screens on the games we want also kicking out all other patrons. But I’d have to pack my own snacks and that involves a lot of advanced planning. I suppose we could break down and buy some sort of football package, but I prefer the weekly bi-weekly agony and complaining.


Until then, we will refresh ESPN’s homepage while bingeing Queer Eye.



Time: 2 hours (prep _ cooking) | Serves: 3-4


  • 2 cups of all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup of whole wheat flour
  • 1 block of extra firm tofu, water drained
  • 1/2 cup of roasted, unsalted sunflower seeds
  • Juice of 1/2 a lemon
  • Zest of 1/2 a lemon
  • 3 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1/4 cup of nutritional yeast
  • 4 tbsp. of olive oil
  • 1 tsp. of crushed red pepper
  • S+P, to taste
  • Basil, for serving

How to:

  • In a large bowl, combine flours + a pinch of S, stir
  • Make a well in the center + add 3/4 cup of water + 3 tbsp. of olive oil, stir until you got a doughy thang
  • It’ll likely be a lil dry, so go on with your bad self, add another 1/4 cup of water, combine well
  • Once you have a dough ball, put on a floured surface + begin to knead for a full 10 minutes
  • Place back in a bowl, cover with plastic wrap + refrigerate for an hour
  • Meanwhile, pulse sunflower seeds in a food processor
  • Add tofu, process until combined with seeds
  • Pour all of that in a bowl + add remaining olive oil + lemon zest + lemon juice + garlic + nutritional yeast + crushed red pepper + some S+P, combine well
  • Remove pasta dough from refrigerator + cut in half
  • Take one half, roll out on a floured surface until a nice + thin rectangle, about 1/8 inch thick
  • With the long side of the dough facing you, use a lil cookie scoop + scoop some tofu ricotta onto one section + repeat until you fill up a lil row
  • Fold dough in half over the tofu ricotta + press gently around the ricotta to form lil squares
  • Wet your fingers + pinch the edges all together
  • Using a pizza cutter, cut your lil guys, making sure to continue pinching the edges to tuck away all the filling + place on a plate
  • Repeat with the other dough half
  • Bring a pot of salted water to a boil
  • Cook 3-4 at a time until raviolis pop to the top, about 3 minutes
  • Serve hot with basil + your favorite tomato sauce – here’s mine – sans the cheese
  • Rub saucy raviolis on face like a luxurious mask + draw yourself a bubble bath + nibble on the lil guys while you relax, you deserve it


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Spicy Tofu Bowl

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IT’S OVER! Hallelujah, praise my sweet baby Jesus, it is OVER.

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I’m writing this Tuesday evening & only a handful of state decisions are in so we don’t even know the outcome yet. BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE BY THE TIME I POST THIS IT’LL BE OVER!!!!!!!

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I think I will probably play some sort of Broadway Pandora and sing show tunes all day.

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How many days until we forget this nightmare election ever happened and the internet goes back to useless memes that aren’t politically charged??? I’ll give you all a couple of days, 11 max, to get all of the Donald & Hillz memes you have left out of the way. Then, I want puppies & people tripping over stuff.

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Time: 3 hours + 40 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2-3


  • 1 lb. of extra firm tofu
  • 2 tbsp. of light soy sauce
  • 1 tbsp. of honey
  • 3 tbsp. of olive oil
  • 1 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1 tsp. of crushed red pepper
  • 1 tsp. of sriracha
  • 1/2 tsp. of white vinegar
  • 1/2 cup of quinoa, cooked
  • 1 jalapeno, sliced
  • 1 can of spicy corn, drained
  • 1 can of black beans, rinsed + drained
  • 5 corn tortillas, cut in thin strips
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • Avocado, for serving
  • Salsa for serving
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Wrap tofu in a dry cloth + lay in a strainer + place a heavy pot on top, let drain for 20-30 minutes
  • Meanwhile, in a bowl, combine soy sauce + honey + 1 tbsp. of the olive oil + garlic + crushed red pepper + Sriracha + white vinegar + a dash of pepper
  • Cut tofu into lil nuggets + add to the bowl of marinade, toss to combine + refrigerate for 2-3 hours (if you don’t have time to marinate it, just freaking go for it)
  • Arrange tortilla strips onto a lined baking sheet + drizzle another tbsp. of the olive oil + S+P
  • Bake for 10-12 minutes, flipping once
  • Heat a skillet over medium heat
  • Add tofu + all of the marinade juices, cook for 8-10 minutes or until crisp + browned to your desire, remove from pan
  • Add the remaining olive oil to the skillet
  • Add jalapeno + corn, cook for 3-4 minutes or until slightly crisp
  • Turn off the heat + add the beans, warming through
  • To serve, combine quinoa + tofu + corn mix + tortilla strips + cilantro + avocado + your favie salsa
  • Mash all bowl contents with a fork + blend it up + chug tofu bowl smoothie for a fun kick