Gochujang Ramen

We have to buy a new car.

I know what you’re thinking –

In this economy?!?!

Trust me, we’ve tried to finagle our way out of it, but here we are. Garr got rear ended a few months ago & apparently the car is totaled. We were like, “but are you sure…???” I don’t know if y’all are aware, but used cars in the U.S. are astronomical right now. I don’t even know who makes these decisions, but some bro decided to jack up the prices of every basic used sedan & now we’re all up a creek. I’m about to get some tags for Lou’s pink, Fisher Price car & have Garr push that to work.

If anyone has the hook up on like a 2018 Toyota Corolla with about 600 miles on it, hit a girl up.

Time: 30 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2-3

Ingredients:

  • 3 blocks of brown rice ramen
  • 1 tbsp of olive oil
  • 1 bunch of rainbow chard, removed from the stems + chopped
  • 1 tbsp of garlic, minced
  • 1/4 cup of gochujang
  • 2 tbsp of brown sugar
  • 2 tbsp of tahini
  • 3 tbsp of soy sauce
  • 2 tsp of sesame oil
  • Cilantro, for serving
  • Lime, for serving

How to:

  • Cook ramen to package instructions, drain
  • Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat
  • Add chard, cook 3-4 minutes
  • Add garlic, cook another minute
  • Meanwhile, combine gochujang + brown sugar + tahini + sesame oil + soy sauce in a small bowl
  • Turn heat down, add sauce to skillet with chard, cook another 2-3 minutes
  • Add ramen, stir to coat + combine
  • Serve hot with cilantro + lime

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Vegan Naan Pizzas

I really thought I was one of the very few lucky ones.

But alas, I am just like mostly everyone else.

I have a toddler who is picky AF.

For a while there, she would really eat and/or try just about anything! For months, this child really only wanted meat. She couldn’t get enough. No discrimination. Now, meat is the enemy, which, like, I personally understand, but it’s annoying after I spend my time preparing it in fun and exciting ways for her!!! Even chicken strips & things when we go out aren’t good enough for her. What kid doesn’t like chicken strips?! Oh my favorite – she hates mac & cheese. Won’t touch it. Will only eat pasta in spaghetti form. I’m running out of ideas that aren’t Dino Nuggets (the only safe meat, right now). I say all this because naan bread is v safe right now. I had these out to assemble into pizzas and next thing I know, she has a piece of naan hanging out of her pie hole.

At least we can now confirm my love of carbs is genetic.

Time: 40 minutes (prep + cooking) | Serves: 6-7 pizzas

Ingredients:

  • Mini naan bread
  • 1 red onion, sliced thin
  • 1 package of crimini mushrooms, chopped
  • 1 cup of butternut squash, cubed
  • 1 tbsp. of balsamic vinegar
  • 1/2 cup of pasta or pizza sauce
  • Vegan mozz, for baking
  • 2 tbsp. of olive oil
  • S+P, to taste

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 400
  • Arrange butternut squash on a lined baking sheet
  • Drizzle with 1 tbsp. of olive oil + some S+P
  • Roast for 20-25 minutes
  • Meanwhile, heat remaining oil in a skillet over medium heat
  • Add onion + S+P, cook 5-6 minutes
  • Add mushrooms + S+P, cook another 5-6 minutes
  • Add balsamic vinegar, cook another minute, remove from heat
  • To assemble, arrange naan on a baking sheet + top with sauce + veggies + cheese
  • Bake for 10 minutes
  • Serve hot
  • They’re practically appetizer sized to eat about 12 for dinner

Idea from here!

Soyrizo + Chickpea Rice Bake

Ahh, a new year.

Time to set some goals I will never meet!

And convince myself that THIS is the year I become thoughtful!

Let’s face it, it’s not going to happen, I am who I am. I am, however, a fairly new member of the Peloton cult and plan on doing as many classes as possible this year! No, I don’t have a bike, you all already know I am far too cheap to spend that much money on a BIKE! But the app is wonderful. I was working out with G in our garage gym, but it is soooo very chilly in the winter and it plummeted my motivation. If I’m waking up at 5:30 to work out before Lou gets up, can I at least be warm doing it? Peloton classes to the rescue! The forced motivation from the coaches is a little much sometimes, but I’ve officially drank the juice & there is no going back.

Be my peloton friend! @Topangasmom – obviously.

Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 3-4

Ingredients:

  • 1 package of yellow rice (this is the kind I used)
  • 1 yellow onion, diced
  • 1 tbsp. of garlic, minced
  • 1 package of soyrizo
  • 1 can of chickpeas, rinsed + drained
  • 1 15oz can of diced tomatoes
  • 1/2 cup of raisins
  • 4-5 cups of veggie stock
  • 2 tbsp. of olive oil
  • 1 tsp. of cumin
  • 1 tsp. of chili powder
  • 1/2 tsp. of smoked paprika
  • S+P, to taste
  • Cilantro, for serving

How to:

  • Preheat oven to 400
  • Heat olive oil in a cast iron skillet over medium heat
  • Add onion + S+P, cook 3-4 minutes
  • Add garlic, cook another minute
  • Add soyrizo, cook until browned, 5-6 minutes
  • Add chickpeas + tomatoes + raisins + cumin + chili powder + paprika + S+P, cook for a few minutes until tomatoes are gently simmering
  • Add rice, cook another 3-4 minutes, toasting the rice
  • Add stock, enough to cover, + bring to a boil
  • Put pan into oven for 30 minutes
  • Once rice is cooked, serve hot with cilantro

Adapted from here!