It is 2016 and you still cannot undo all of your mistakes.
Well, specifically mistakes made using a piece of technology. Though, I’m still holding out for time travel so I can go back to the 4th grade and spell allowed instead of aloud in the spelling bee, but I’m over it.
I was with my dad and we were scrolling through his DVR. He stops on this documentary about a ship he floated around on in the Navy. He cherishes this documentary and suggests it every time we are watching the tube. I always pout and say, “Eww boring I want to watch Gilmore Girls re-runs.” He typically scoffs & moves on. This time, this fatal time, he clicks an x button. *Poof* The show is gone. PERMANENTLY gone. I gasp, he crumbles into a ball. We spend the rest of our evening googling how to undo this action and discover that it is impossible. They have created a device that records 12 shows at once yet we don’t get the occasional re-do.
Don’t get me started on the absolute NECESSITY that is undoing a text message. Like, we are human beings. We make mistakes. Give us a device that allows us to share our deepest thoughts at any time, day or night, and we are bound to have some regrets, am I right?! And what’s Siri’s role in all of this? I don’t need her to tell me the 18th president on the spot, I need her to proofread my text messages and tell me if I sound mean before I send something. Or if I yell, “STOP THAT TEXT, SIRI!” she automatically halts the sending process. Make yourself useful, girl.
Apple, Comcast, Big Brother, hook a girl up with an undo button.
Time: 1 hour (prep + cooking) | Serves: 2
Ingredients:
- 1 head of cauliflower, chopped
- 1 egg
- 1/4 cup of parmesan cheese, + more for serving
- 1 tsp. of oregano
- 1 can of crushed tomatoes
- 2-3 tomatoes off the vine
- 3-4 oz. of fresh mozzarella cheese
- 2 tbsp. of fresh basil, chopped
- 1 tsp. of crushed red pepper
- 1 tbsp. of olive oil
- S+P, to taste
How to:
- Preheat oven to 425 degrees
- Place chopped cauliflower pieces in a food processor, pulse until tiny, fluffy pieces
- Transfer to a microwave safe bowl, cover with plastic wrap + microwave for 4 minutes
- Once cool, add egg + cheese + oregano + S+P
- Combine cauliflower dough + form into a pizza crust shape, arrange on a lined baking sheet
- Bake for 12 minutes
- Top crust with crushed tomatoes + tomatoes + cheese + olive oil, bake for another 10 minutes
- Top with crushed red pepper + S+P + basil
- Serve hot
- Pretend the pizza is a choo-choo train and the destination station is your pie hole
Looks lovely! I really want to try this over the weekend hopefully 🙂
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I hope you do! Let me know how it turns out!
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Yessss we need a text canceler!
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Hahaha right?! How is that not already a thing??
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Allowed vs Aloud?! Come on!! They should have given you that one!! And this margherita cauliflower crust pizza looks like the best thing ever. Marg pizzas are my weakness!
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RIGHT?! Forever will be a missed opportunity of mine. & sameeeeee I could be in the fanciest pizza joint but I will almost always get a marg pie. 😀 so good!
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Gilmore Girls? I have the entire series on DVD, LOVE IT! As for cauliflower, meh, not a fan, but, rock on sister.
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Really you’re not a fan?!?! Give it a try like this!!
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Oh, and I meant to say, ya know … Father’s Day is coming up, why not buy that show that Dad deleted on DVD? 😉
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Hahaha oh don’t worry… i’m on it! 😉
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This looks soo good, i tried the cauliflower crust only one time and i really liked it, will def give this one a try
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It’s pretty simple! Definitely tasty.
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Oh your poor dad! I once copied over a beloved movie by accident…so I know how he feels – but eventually I found the movie on DVD and bought it off Amazon….so who knows!? Yummo on the pizza 🙂 🙂
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I can’t find it to buy but I did find that it’ll be on again soon and I can re-record it for him! Problem solved!! Thank ya, Linda!
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Good!! Glad to hear it Rachel! 🙂
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In second grade I came in 3rd in the spelling bee bc of “answer”.. My attempt “awnser”… Plus I was wearing an eye patch (pink eye is a bitch). Anywho… Great lookin pie
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OMG hahahahaha you poor thing. We all have these kinds of stories. I hope you kept the eye patch LOL
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Awesome idea!
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Yum yum woman. Hey that rhymes 🙂
Mine always comes out soggy but I don’t use the parm. I’m going for it.
Xo
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